Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
This isn’t just a sports bra. It’s a full-contact roast of outdated gender roles.
Covered in gloriously ironic kitchenware and emblazoned with “Women’s Sports” on the front and “Dishwashing Team” on the back, this top is your go-to gear for running laps around fragile femininity.
Made for rebels, trolls, and anyone who wants to make a statement in spin class and the comment section.
Perfect For:
Gym selfies that spark online debates
Satirical girlboss energy
Feminist rage... but make it fashion
Anyone who’s ever been told to “stay in the kitchen”
Product Features
- 83% polyester, 17% spandex for durability and stretch
- Moisture-wicking fabric keeps you cool and dry
- Double-layer front with support in shoulder straps
- Fun all-over print adds a playful touch
- Compression fit for a secure, comfortable feel
Care Instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Underbust width, in | 13.39 - 15.16 | 15.16 - 16.14 | 16.14 - 17.13 | 17.13 - 18.11 | 18.11 - 19.09 |
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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