Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
Because nothing says late-stage capitalism like an offensively wrong opinion printed boldly on comfy cotton. This hoodie isn’t just warm—it’s dangerously sarcastic. Wear it to confuse strangers, trigger economists, and possibly get unfollowed by your most liberal friend.
Perfect for dinner parties, protests, or existential crises in Whole Foods.
Details:
Soft AF fleece for your cold, cold heart
Unisex sizing = all are welcome to be terrible
Guaranteed to spark conversations you don’t want to have
Disclaimer:
It’s a joke. Unless you’re a billionaire. Then maybe not.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth.
- Adjustable drawstring hood for comfort.
- Seamless design reduces waste and enhances appearance.
- Durable fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Ethically produced with US cotton and environmentally-friendly dyes.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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