Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
West Coast vibes? Not here, cowboy.
This tank features Jesse Plemons holding the ultimate warning sign for anyone trying to bring oat milk, Teslas, or unsolicited opinions to Tennessee. Whether you’re rocking it with irony or full-blown state pride, it speaks louder than a lifted truck on gravel.
Details:
Lightweight jersey tank built for heat, humidity, and hot takes
Printed graphic on front: vintage military drip meets regional sass
Unisex cut for patriots, trolls, and confused Californians
Perfect for BBQs, river days, or stirring up local Facebook groups
Pairs well with:
Beer in hand
Deep-fried everything
Zero tolerance for “vibes”
Product Features
- With side seams for enhanced shape
- Self fabric binding for a clean finish
- Various fiber compositions for different colors
- Made for adults with a retail fit
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening, in | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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