Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
He’s not smelling the roses — he’s conducting presidential-level aroma reconnaissance.
This design captures a totally serious and definitely strategic moment of national sniffing. Whether it’s allergies, curiosity, or a diplomatic floral inspection… we may never know.
Warning: May cause sudden urges to smell your surroundings or explain policy through petals.
Details:
Crisp high-res print of peak sniff-form
Great gift for political junkies, memelords, or anyone with a working nos
Product Features
- Made from 100% cotton for a soft feel
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for extra comfort
- Durable double needle stitching at neck and sleeves
- Lightweight medium fabric, perfect for layering
- Convenient tear-away label for added comfort
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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