Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
Why hit the treadmill when you’re already running from debt, deadlines, and disappointing salary reviews? These knee-high chaos coils feature ripped dollar bills, buff coins, and motivational sweatbands — because nothing gets your heart rate up like late-stage capitalism.
These aren’t just socks. They’re a financial panic attack wrapped in premium stretch fabric.
Details:
All-over print of swole cash and cardio-fueled coins
Breathable, high-stamina fabric for chasing the dream (and rent)
Reinforced toe & heel for surviving economic collapse in style
Designed to match your hustle, grind, and breakdown schedule
Perfect For:
Entrepreneurs with emotional damage
Caffeine-powered finance bros
Anyone whose therapist has heard the word “burnout” 47 times
Product Features
- Fleece lining for unbeatable comfort.
- Unique all-over print for a playful vibe.
- Crew length for added warmth and protection.
- Available in 3 different sizes to fit everyone.
- Unisex regular fit with cushioned bottoms.
Care Instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Dry flat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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