Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
Congratulations, you lived. And now you’re thriving—one reckless decision and one awkward clinic visit at a time. This racerback tank is soft, fitted, and bold enough to make your ex sweat (from regret or something else... who knows).
Perfect for the gym, brunch, or your next STI awareness post gone viral.
Highlights:
Made for bad decisions and even better comebacks
Fitted racerback for maximum hot-girl-healing energy
Lightweight, breathable, and 100% unashamed
Also available in “Mentally Unstable but Cute”
Disclaimer:
Please consult your physician. Or don’t. You survived. You're built different.
Product features
- With side seams for lasting shape and support
- Self-fabric binding for a cohesive look
- Crafted from a blend of 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester for a luxurious feel
- Extra light fabric makes it perfect for an active lifestyle
- Classic fit with a scooped neckline adds a sporty touch
Care Instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.00 | 15.98 | 16.97 | 17.99 | 18.98 |
| Length, in | 27.48 | 27.95 | 28.46 | 28.98 | 29.49 |
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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