Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
This isn’t just a sweatshirt. It’s a global event.
You’ve got President Xi Jinping, mid-belly laugh, tearing up while reading Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal. A moment so savage, it might cause diplomatic tension just by walking into a room.
A satire-soaked power move printed in high-def, this piece roasts trade wars, ego trips, and the delusional belief that one book can outmaneuver 5,000 years of political chess. Wear it with pride, irony, or confusion—we support all three.
Unisex fit, perfect for triggering bipartisan rage
Soft cotton blend for surviving cold wars and cold takes
Front print that screams “this aged like milk”
Guaranteed to spark debates, laughter, or sudden economic sanctions
Not responsible for causing geopolitical tension, canceled dinner invites, or awkward run-ins with boomers at Whole Foods.
Perfect for economists, meme lords, and people who like their satire with a side of soy sauce and sarcasm.
Product Features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton for a thicker vintage feel
- Seamless tubular knit reduces fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Reinforced shoulder seams to prevent stretching
- Classic fit suitable for various occasions
Care Instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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