Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
Whether it’s your office culture, your ex, or the leftover lunch in the shared fridge, some environments just call for hazmat-level drip. These green gradient socks are drenched in radioactive swagger — featuring scattered biohazard signs, gas masks, and caution tape so loud you can hear it screaming “Get back 6ft, emotionally.”
Comfy enough for survival. Stylish enough for sabotage.
Details:
All-over sublimated warning graphics
Breathable fabric, so your feet don’t literally melt
Cushioned toe & heel to walk through disasters in comfort
Unisex fit: toxic is for everyone
Perfect For:
HR complaint magnets
Fallout fans
Coworkers who radiate ✨ chaotic neutral ✨ energy!
Product Features
- Super soft fleece lining for comfort
- Eye-catching all-over print design
- Crew length offers calf coverage
- Available in 3 different sizes
- Cushioned bottoms for added support
Care Instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Dry flat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
| S | M | L | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Total Length, in | 12.99 | 15.35 | 16.14 |
| Width, in | 3.94 | 3.94 | 3.94 |
| Women's US size | 6 - 8 | 8.5 - 11 | 11.5 - 13 |
| Men's US size | 5 - 6.5 | 7 - 9.5 | 10 - 13 |
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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