Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
Designed to sit quietly under your keyboard and make authority figures deeply uncomfortable. This eerie pixelated stare follows your CEO’s every move while barcode-coded messages whisper things like DENY, DEFEND, and DEPOSE — whatever that means (and they’re too scared to ask).
It doesn’t raise its voice.
It doesn’t blink.
But it knows.
This isn’t just a desk mat — it’s a silent, ambient threat.
Details:
Cold, calculated pixel gaze
Cryptic acronyms that don’t make sense, which somehow makes them worse
Smooth top for clean clicks while plotting the downfall of corporate structures
Rubber bottom to stay put when HR starts sweating
Perfect For:
Mid-meeting stare-offs with management
Passive-aggressive productivity
People who dream in binary and budget cuts
Product Features
- Non-slip bottom prevents movement during use
- Vibrant colors bring designs to life
- Hemmed edges for durability and longevity
- Multifunctional surface for writing, typing, or crafting
- Available in three convenient sizes
Care Instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
| 12" × 18" | 12" × 22" | 16" × 32" | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 23.00 | 32.00 |
| Height, in | 12.00 | 12.00 | 16.00 |
| Thickness, in | 0.12 | 0.12 | 0.12 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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