Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
Croissant isn’t just a pastry — it’s a high-carb threat to international stability. Encouraging mid-missile deployment, this design is perfect for starting fights at brunch or confusing your French teacher.
Wear it loud. Wear it buttery. Vive le drama.
Product Features
- 100% Cotton fabric for durability and comfort
- Soft-structured, low-profile cap adapts to your style
- Adjustable strap closure ensures a perfect fit
- Features metal eyelets for breathability
- Fits head circumference of 19⅝″–22½″ (48.3 cm–55.9 cm)
Care Instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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