Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
Soft, snuggly, and already developing questionable taste. This baby bodysuit is for the tiny human who can’t talk yet but would absolutely be into ethically sourced fabrics and chaos.
It’s cute. It’s cotton. It’s weirdly self-aware.
Just like your kid will be after being raised by you.
Details:
100% soft cotton (you know… for the lover)
Envelope neckline for easy drama-free changes
Three-snap closure: because accidents happen
Printed with a wink. Raised with sarcasm.
Warning:
May cause unsolicited parenting advice from boomers.
Product Features
- Double-needle ribbed binding prevents stretching for lasting wear.
- Lap shoulder design allows for easy dressing and comfort.
- Constructed with side seams for a structured fit.
- Innovative three-snap closure for soft and smooth fastening.
- Made from 100% combed ringspun cotton for ultimate softness.
Care Instructions
- Do not iron
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
| NB (0-3M) | 6M | 12M | 18M | 24M | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 7.24 | 8.74 | 9.72 | 10.75 | 11.73 |
| Length, in | 10.75 | 11.73 | 12.76 | 13.74 | 14.76 |
| Sleeve length, in | 2.50 | 2.76 | 3.00 | 3.25 | 3.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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