Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
This tee immortalizes the moment sports fans stopped caring about the scoreboard and started caring about... other assets.
Clean type. Bold sarcasm. Blurry chaos. A parody that goes hard in the paint and even harder in public.
Oversized and unapologetic, this shirt isn’t just comfy—it’s the statement piece you didn’t know you needed until you saw the bigger picture.
Details:
Heavyweight cotton for that "premium memewear" feel
Boxy, relaxed fit = fits like a vibe
High-res sublimated front image with "Because Some Things Are Bigger Than Sports" text
No logos were harmed (or sued) in the making of this shirt
Guaranteed to draw attention, gasps, and courtside commentary
Perfect For:
Courtside trolls
Memelords with fashion sense
NBA fans with priorities
Gift-givers who thrive on chaos
Product Features
- 100% cotton for solid colors; blend of cotton and polyester in Athletic Heather.
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for ultimate comfort.
- Durable construction with double needle stitching.
- Medium fabric weight, ensuring comfort without compromising quality.
- Tear-away label for added comfort during wear.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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