Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
Finally, a mouse pad that screams what your soul has been whispering since onboarding. Featuring painfully pink cursive on a bed of retina-searing glitter, this design channels deep internal screaming into an ✨aesthetic✨ that pairs perfectly with passive-aggression and pastel highlighters.
It’s equal parts rebellion and submission, office toxicity and sparkle therapy — and it’s exactly what your desk needs to reflect your descent into fabulous madness.
Details:
Faux glitter holographic print (actual HR panic not included)
Thick non-slip base for emotional stability
Resists judgment and coffee stains alike
Loud enough to silence your Slack notifications with vibes alone
Perfect For:
Coworkers who overshare in team meetings
Employees of the month with enemies
Anyone whose love language is ✨ micromanagement ✨
Product Features
- Smooth surface for effortless mouse gliding
- Full front decoration with bright, intense colors
- Anti-slip rubber base for stability during use
- Durable 0.11" (3mm) thick neoprene material
- Premium stitched edges for added durability
Care Instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
| 9" × 7" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 9.45 |
| Height, in | 7.87 |
| Depth, in | 0.12 |
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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