Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
Some hoodies offer warmth. This one delivers a psychological uppercut.
Featuring clean graphic icons and a punchline that’ll make Thanksgiving awkward, this is your go-to for causing just the right amount of chaos in public.
Details:
Soft fleece interior (to contrast your hard exterior)
Just enough innuendo to make people double-take
Works as a gift, a warning, or a dare
Perfect For:
Petty walkaways
School drop-off chaos
Streetwear with side-eye appeal
Product Features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a customizable fit.
- Made of a durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend.
- Features fun DTF prints that add a unique touch.
- Ethically produced with environmentally friendly practices.
Care Instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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