Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
Welcome to the beautifully broken cycle of productivity — where every to-do list starts with “Open Laptop” and ends in “Existential Crisis.” This desk mat doesn’t just protect your surface — it exposes your soul.
Featuring a doodle-style workday flowchart complete with caffeine loops, cat faces, and emotional instability, it’s basically therapy in rectangle form. Except cheaper.
Details:
Smooth surface for smooth panic scrolling
Thick non-slip base — just like your emotional support system
Full-color print of a very real workday
Cats included (because corporate cats > corporate goals)
Perfect For:
Office desk rebellions
Coworkers who “just vibe” through deadlines
People who whisper “I’m fine” while typing with tears
Product Features
- Non-slip bottom for stability during use
- Vibrant colors perfected with the latest printing technology
- Hemmed edges for enhanced durability
- Multifunctional surface ideal for writing, typing, or crafting
- Made of 100% neoprene for a soft yet strong feel
Care Instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
| 12" × 18" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 |
| Height, in | 12.00 |
| Thickness, in | 0.12 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 |
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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