Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt - Real Kangs of Ancient Egypt

$59.38
Size: S
Color: Ash

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Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt - Real Kangs of Ancient Egypt
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt - Real Kangs of Ancient Egypt
$59.38

History forgot us — but fashion didn’t.
This piece reimagines royalty with a suspiciously modern glow-up. A full-color portrait of a present-day pharaoh stares into your soul like he just hired slaves off LinkedIn. Regal. Delusional. Iconic.

Whether it’s satire, manifestation, or a family reunion with Tutankhameme, this sweatshirt asks the real question:
“Were we kings too?” (Yes. Obviously.)


Details:

  • Soft AF fleece interior, worthy of a royal nap

  • Full-color sublimated print – crisp, golden, gloriously unnecessary

  • Unisex cut with ancestral confidence

  • May increase ego by 3000% and confuse museum curators


Perfect For:

  • Your god complex

  • Walking into rooms like you built the pyramids

  • Ancestral cosplay with no historical accuracy


Product Features
- Made from a durable medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for optimal warmth.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds a stylish touch.
- Featuring embroidered decoration options for personalized flair.
- Ethically produced using 100% US-grown cotton and low-impact dyes.
- A comfortable classic fit with double-needle stitching for added durability.

Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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🎓🇸🇪 Designed with Heart & Insight — From Swedish Universities to Your Home

This product was born from real experience and deep understanding—designed by mother students at leading Swedish universities, who combined their academic knowledge with the everyday realities of parenting.

Balancing classes, babies, and big ideas, these brilliant moms brought a unique perspective to the design process—creating solutions they truly needed in their own lives. From late-night feeding struggles to on-the-go routines, every feature was thoughtfully imagined to make parenting simpler, smarter, and more comforting.

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✔️ Backed by real-life experience: created by moms, not just for them

✔️ Shaped in an environment of innovation & empathy

By turning academic insight into real-world solutions, this product carries not just practical value, but a piece of the strength, creativity, and care of every mother who helped bring it to life.

💛 Crafted with knowledge. Designed with love.

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