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Thousands of years later and somehow HR still finds a way to make slavery sound like "career growth." This hoodie pairs ancient Egyptian hustle with painfully modern corporate gaslighting—because nothing says “motivational abuse” like building pyramids for exposure.
Unisex heavyweight hoodie = comfy enough to survive 4000 years of unpaid labor
Front & back prints in high-res sarcastic glory
Soft fleece interior for maximum emotional support
Ideal for work, resignations, and historically accurate breakdowns
Interns trapped in "fast-paced environments"
People who’ve heard “great for your portfolio” way too often
HR professionals with a dark sense of humor
Anyone building someone else's empire for minimum wage
Product Features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a custom fit.
- Environmentally friendly, made without side seams to reduce fabric waste.
- Crafted with a durable 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for a cozy feel.
Care Instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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🎓🇸🇪 Designed with Heart & Insight — From Swedish Universities to Your Home
This product was born from real experience and deep understanding—designed by mother students at leading Swedish universities, who combined their academic knowledge with the everyday realities of parenting.
Balancing classes, babies, and big ideas, these brilliant moms brought a unique perspective to the design process—creating solutions they truly needed in their own lives. From late-night feeding struggles to on-the-go routines, every feature was thoughtfully imagined to make parenting simpler, smarter, and more comforting.
✔️ Rooted in Scandinavian design principles: minimalist, functional, and beautiful
✔️ Backed by real-life experience: created by moms, not just for them
✔️ Shaped in an environment of innovation & empathy
By turning academic insight into real-world solutions, this product carries not just practical value, but a piece of the strength, creativity, and care of every mother who helped bring it to life.
💛 Crafted with knowledge. Designed with love.
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