Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).
This isn't just a hat — it's a reminder, a guilt trip, and a fashion statement all rolled into one. Featuring a stern, presidential-ish figure and the iconic phrase "Have you said thank you once?", it's the ultimate headwear for people who give everything and receive... absolutely no appreciation.
The distressed style gives it that I've been through things aesthetic. Because, honestly? You have.
Details:
Soft cotton, slightly distressed for vintage edge and emotional realism
Embroidered design that says what you’re too tired to repeat out loud
Adjustable strap for all-sized egos
Comes pre-loaded with unspoken resentment and historical significance
Perfect For:
Guilt-tripping your kids
Thanksgiving table showdowns
Wearing during unpaid labor
Anyone who’s said, “I just think it’s funny how…”
Product Features
- 100% cotton twill for a vintage look and feel.
- Comfortable fit with an unstructured body and low profile.
- Unique distressed elements for an authentic aesthetic.
- 6-panel structure with eyelets and a curved visor.
- Self-fabric hideaway strap with a metal D-ring slider for easy adjustment.
Care Instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:
All orders are made-to-order just for you.
Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.
Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.
We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.
Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com
Printed to Order:
No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.
Original Art & Typography:
Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.
Premium Materials:
We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.
Long-Lasting Prints:
Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.
Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:
Because provocation looks good on everyone.
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