Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt - Memory of Adolf Dassler

$48.58
Size: S
Color: White

Estimate delivery times: 3-6 days (United States), 12-26 days (International).

Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt - Memory of Adolf Dassler
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt - Memory of Adolf Dassler
$48.58

Inspired by a legacy brand that revolutionized sportswear… and flipped by a brand that couldn’t care less. This sweatshirt takes “inspired by” to bold new places with a not-so-subtle twist on a global staple. Whether you’re into athletics, irony, or just love confusing brand loyalists, this piece is for you. Soft on the skin, heavy on the sarcasm — it’s the kind of look that says, "Yeah, I know what this reminds you of… and no, you can’t sue me."

Details:

  • Unisex oversized fit for premium meme mobility

  • Cozy fleece interior, perfect for dodging copyright lawyers

  • Front print with slight identity crisis

  • Streetwear meets satire, no apologies offered


Perfect For:

  • Fashion anarchists

  • Brand remixers

  • People who run... their mouths more than marathons

Product Features
- Made from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for ultimate comfort.
- Features ribbed knit collar for enhanced shape retention.
- Durable construction with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear.
- Ethically produced with 100% US-grown cotton, ensuring sustainable practices.
- Available with unique embroidery options on the chest for personalization.

Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

We like our hoodies bold and our shipping honest. Here’s how it goes:

Processing Time

All orders are made-to-order just for you.

Please allow 1–3 business days for processing before your item ships.

🚚 Shipping Times

US → 3–7 business days
International → 7–21 business days (depending on location + customs)

Most orders ship from the US, depending on your location — so you get it faster and with fewer weird customs delays.

💌 Note from the Chaos Department

We’re not Amazon. We don’t do drones. But we do pack your items with care, sarcasm, and passive-aggressive love.

Have questions? We got answers → info@provokify.com

Printed to Order:

No dusty warehouses or fast fashion junk. Your piece is made just for you, fresh off the press.

Original Art & Typography:

Designed in-house by our team of rebels, meme lords, and chronically online creatives. Expect chaos. Accept compliments.

Premium Materials:

We choose quality fabrics that actually feel good (physically and emotionally). Wear it all day, or until HR asks you to stop.

Long-Lasting Prints:

Our prints are made to survive wash cycles, workplace drama, and social media cancellation.

Unisex & Inclusive Sizing:

Because provocation looks good on everyone.

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